Back When Country Was Ugly

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I liked country better back when it was ugly
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Girls never threw panties at David Allen Coe
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Women never said Willie had a cute butt
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Waylon didn't have to hide a beer gut
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And record execs told Johnny Paycheck
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To shove his vide o

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I liked country better back when it was dog- -ugly
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Nobody ever called Hank Jr. a pretty thang
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Back when Neal McCoy was still wettin' the bed
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And Conway Twitty had a helmet head
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And the best lookin' man in Nashville
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Was a fellow named K.D. Lang

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I liked country better back when it was ugly
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Back when Lyle Lovett was con sidered a handsome man
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Back when all the great stars all dressed like hell
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Rhinestones runnin' on a Duracel
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Back when Tanya Tucker was a big Glen Campell fan

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I liked country better back when it was highly unattractive
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Talkin' back in the George Jones, flat-top days
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When no body could compete with Dolly Parton's wig
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And her boobs weren't this damned big
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And the boys in the band all looked like
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They've been hit with the ugly bus
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I liked country better back when it looked like us
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I liked country better (No Chord) back when it looked like me