That Wuttin A Marlboro

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Some weirdos moved in across the 
street
And they were keepin' my wife awake
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12 hours of the Goo Goo Dolls
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Was a bout all she could take
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So, I went over there and bummed a 
cigarette
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Told 'em, "break it up pretty soon"
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Some Abor iginese midgets found me 2
 days later
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On the dark side of the moon

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Uh oh
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That wuttin' a Marlboro
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Was that new Prince Albert, in the 
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left handed can
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Uh oh...
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That wuttin' a Marlboro
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But, that stuff's enough to make 
Janet Reno
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Look like the Marlboro Man

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Kinda looked like a Lucky or a short
 Pall Mall
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Tastes like horse maure, but Menthol
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If it legally reaches the public's 
lips
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There's gonna be a shortage of tater
 chips
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We can finally start hating Phillip
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 Morris' guts
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Cause this stuff, kicks a 
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cigarette's butt
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My brain said it's somethin' it had
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 never seen
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It beats the tar out of nicer'tine.

     A7
Uh oh.
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That wuttin' a Marlboro
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But it's the Surgeon General's, 
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nephew's favorite brand
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Uh oh...
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That wuttin' a Marlboro
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But, two packs of that will have the
 Backstreet Boys
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Soundin' like a regaee band
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It'll have the fellers at the DEA
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Coughin' on the witness stand

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Uh oh.