Three Things Uglier Than Dale Jarrett\'s Car

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Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
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Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar
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The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain
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Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train"


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Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
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Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar
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Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat
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Chick McGee naked.... oh, its uglier than that.


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Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford
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Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board
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Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a shit storm
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But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform!