I don't wanna dance and strip
Or make your backbone slip
I don't wanna bump and grind
I just wanna funk with your mind

I don't wanna tie you up
I don't wanna treat you like a pup
You know I'm not that kind
I just wanna funk with your mind

You're so macho, you're so cocksure
I say okay, let's play doctor
You're so brave won't you let me
Attempt a little amateur brain surgery now

I don't wanna curl your hair
And I don't wanna touch you there
I wouldn't wanna make you go blind
I just wanna funk with your mind

I don't wanna pump your percolator
And I don't wanna fix your carburetor
I'm not that mechanically inclined
I just wanna funk with your mind

You're so macho, you're so cocksure
I say okay, let's play doctor
You're so brave won't you let me
Attempt a little amateur brain surgery now

I don't wanna take pictures of you
I never wanted just a paper view
I wanna see how you are really designed
I just wanna funk with your mind