Assholes On Parade

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It's an asshole celebration and 
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they're all out on the street.
D                            C   
See them on the sidewalk, oh hear
         G       D
 them shuffling feet.
D                                 
As twenty thousand assholes do an 
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asshole promenade,
D                             
Step aside good people it's the 
  C        G     D
assholes on parade.

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[Verse 2]

D                                 
We got the assholes for freedom, 
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the assholes for fun.
D                            
The assholes for Jesus and the 
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assholes for guns.
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Assholes for justice, assholes for 
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crime.
D                         C      
Assholes for assholes, assholes 
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for all time.

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[Verse 3]

D                           
We got assholes making money. 
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They're making all the rules.
D                              
They're talking all our jobs and 
        C       G      D
their filling up our schools.
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Assholes on the water, assholes in
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 the sky,
D                                
Sign that says help wanted, only 
C        G    D
assholes need apply.

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[Break]

A
Oh teacher won't you tell me, Have I
 really made the grade?
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Am I head off my class, or am I 
           G          D
just another asshole on parade?

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[Verse 4]

D                           
Assholes give the orders, and 
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assholes row the boat
D                              C 
Assholes get elected, cause 
     G     D
assholes get to vote.
D                           
I once heard it said that old 
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assholes never die,
D                             C  
They just lay in bed and 
G  D
multiply.

C        G      D        C      
Assholes in the morning, 
  G     D
assholes every night.
C        G      D        C      
Assholes to the left and 
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assholes to the right.
D                                 
As twenty thousand assholes do an 
             G
asshole promenade,
D                            
Step aside good people its the 
  C        G     D
assholes on parade.