Assholes On Parade
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D G It's an asshole celebration and they're all out on the street.D C G D See them on the sidewalk, oh hear them shuffling feet.D G As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade,D C G D Step aside good people it's the assholes on parade.D G D C G D [Verse 2]D G We got the assholes for freedom, the assholes for fun.D C G D The assholes for Jesus and the assholes for guns.D G Assholes for justice, assholes for crime.D C G D Assholes for assholes, assholes for all time.Continues after the adD G D C G D [Verse 3]D G We got assholes making money. They're making all the rules.D C G D They're talking all our jobs and their filling up our schools.D G Assholes on the water, assholes in the sky,D C G D Sign that says help wanted, only assholes need apply.D G D C G D [Break]A Oh teacher won't you tell me, Have I really made the grade?A7 G D Am I head off my class, or am I just another asshole on parade? D G D C G D x4 [Verse 4]D G Assholes give the orders, and assholes row the boatD C G D Assholes get elected, cause assholes get to vote.D G I once heard it said that old assholes never die,D C G D They just lay in bed and multiply.C G D C G D Assholes in the morning, assholes every night.C G D C G D Assholes to the left and assholes to the right.D G As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade,D C G D Step aside good people its the assholes on parade.