I woke up in the dark - You were gone
Tuesday had this effect on me - Like a suicide squeeze
I woke up in the clothes I had worn - The shoes and loathing
The fear of reprisal - My bitter archrival - Lurking

I woke up and I thought that for once - Tuesday had no effect on me
But I woke up with the sharks - You were gone

I got up - Hit the john - Made some more improvements
On the revving enginery of the misery machine
Through the rust I was sure I held gold and rubies
There I was - Like some lame-ass funk pirate clutching his prized booty

(2 for 1 Tuesday's over)
I woke up and I thought that for once - Tuesday had no effect on me
But I woke up with the sharks - You were gone and Tuesday had some revenge
I woke up and I thought that for once - Tuesday had no effect on me
But I woke up with a shark tooth shirt on and Tuesday had some revenge on me

Of all my dreams held in escrow
The one with Hall of Famer Phil Niekro - I loved the most
We threw knuckleballs at my Necronomicon
And steadfastly agreed things go better indeed with H.P. - Lovecraft - I mean
And that Tuesday has its revenge on me

(2 for 1 Tuesday's over)
I woke up and I thought that for once -Tuesday had no effect on me
But I woke up with the sharks - you were gone and Tuesday had some revenge
I woke up and I thought that for once - Tuesday had no effect on me
But I woke up with a shark tooth shirt on and Tuesday had some revenge on me