Mr Presumption

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Assumptions, they always make a 
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fool out of you
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Despite the fact you think that 
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you do
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You don't know a single thing about
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 me, she said

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Mr. Presumption, this may come as a
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 shock to you
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My bosom's not display for you
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But you seem to know so much about 
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me, she said

Let me ask you then

Am
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about
C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about
Am                                
Whatcha know, whatcha know, 
             C
whatcha know about me?
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You diddly squat, diddly squat

Am
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about
C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about
Am                                
Whatcha know, whatcha know, 
             C
whatcha know about me?


(Well!)
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Danny's in the nick and he's left
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 us in the mess
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Now I'm drowning in the bills, and 
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I'm drowning in the stress
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Social's in the mist, and they 
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say they wanna assess
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The condition that we're living in 
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and then they decide what's best
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I got bailiffs at the door, almost 
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every other day
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Now we're sitting on the floor
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'cause they took the chairs away

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Danny's in the nick and he's left
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 us in the mess
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Now I'm drowning in the bills, and 
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the heart behind my chest just hurts


Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about

(Oh, oh! It just hurts!)

C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about..
Am                                
Whatcha know, whatcha know, 
             C
whatcha know about me?
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You know diddly squat, diddly squat

Am
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about
C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about
Am                                
Whatcha know, whatcha know, 
             C
whatcha know about me?

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Let me ask you then...

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Danny's in the nick and he's left
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 us in the mess
        C                          
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and 
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I'm drowning in the stress
C                            G   
Danny's in the nick and he's left
           F
 us in the mess
        C                          
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and 
    G               F
I'm drowning in the stress

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Staring at my legs, and you're 
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staring at my chest, and you're 
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making your presumptions;
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You're just like the rest. (Ooh!)
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You're just like the rest. (Ooh!)
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You're just like the rest. (Ooh!)
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You're just like the, just like 
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the rest!

        Am
It just hurts..


Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about
C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about
Am                                
Whatcha know, whatcha know, 
             C
whatcha know about me?
         F
You know diddly squat, diddly squat

Am
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about
C
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha 
know about
Am                                
Whatcha know, whatcha know, 
             C
whatcha know about me?