Then Id Be Satisfied With Life

B                        E
All I want is 50 million dollars
    B                              
And seal silk to protect me from 
  E
the cold
     C#                            
If I only knew how stocks would go 
   F#m
in Wall Street
         B                         
And were living in the mansion 
     E
built of gold

[Verse 2]
B                          
If I only owned Pennsylvania 
  E
Railroad
       B                           
And if Tuesday Weld would only be 
  E
my wife (Oh, Tiny!)
     C#                      F#m
If I could only stay sixteen forever
         B                         
Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied
      E
 with life

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[Verse 3]
B                            
All I want is wheatgerm for my 
  E
breakfast
  B                                
A Champagne fountain sizzling at my
 E
 feet
      C#                        
While Rockefeller waiten on the 
F#m
table
    B                              
And Lombardo's band playin' while I
 E
 eat

[Verse 4]
B                             E
If I only owned Western Union cable
B                                 
And if Tuesday Weld would only be 
   E
my wife (Tiny, I love you!)
     C#                      F#m
If I could only stay sixteen forever
 and ever and ever
         B                         
Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied
      E
 with life

[Spoken]
B              E
Hello, my dear friend
B                            E
Don't run away from all this world
B                          E
It's a great big beautiful world
B                         E
With fabulous happy faces around
      C#
Well, I can see this one over here, 
you lovely thing
          F#m                      
Why, it's beautiful, it's clean, 
       B             E
and it's calm and it's modern
B                  E   B        
If I can have them all, why, 
       E    B         E
I'll tell you, I'll tell you
         B                         
Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied
      E
 with life