Then Id Be Satisfied With Life

B                        E
All I want is 50 million dollars
    B                                E
And seal silk to protect me from the cold
     C#                               F#m
If I only knew how stocks would go in Wall Street
         B                              E
And were living in the mansion built of gold

[Verse 2]
B                            E
If I only owned Pennsylvania Railroad
       B                             E
And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Oh, Tiny!)
     C#                      F#m
If I could only stay sixteen forever
         B                               E
Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life

[Verse 3]
B                              E
All I want is wheatgerm for my breakfast
  B                                 E
A Champagne fountain sizzling at my feet
      C#                        F#m
While Rockefeller waiten on the table
    B                               E
And Lombardo's band playin' while I eat

[Verse 4]
B                             E
If I only owned Western Union cable
B                                    E
And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Tiny, I love you!)
     C#                      F#m
If I could only stay sixteen forever and ever and ever
         B                               E
Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life

[Spoken]
B              E
Hello, my dear friend
B                            E
Don't run away from all this world
B                          E
It's a great big beautiful world
B                         E
With fabulous happy faces around
      C#
Well, I can see this one over here, you lovely thing
          F#m                             B             E
Why, it's beautiful, it's clean, and it's calm and it's modern
B                  E   B               E    B         E
If I can have them all, why, I'll tell you, I'll tell you
         B                               E
Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life