F Bb C Bb Everone else has had more sex than me. (x2) VERSE: Dm C Am Bb Everyone else has had more sex than me, Dm C Am Bb Does anyone else, get that feeling? Dm C Am Bb Teenagers naked, couples in threes, Dm C Am Bb Grandparents swing from the ceiling. CHORUS: F Bb C Bb Everone else has had more sex than me. (x2) VERSE: Dm C Am Bb Corporate chambers and office amore Dm C Am Bb Shenanigans, outdoor and in. Dm C Am Bb Resist and then later you find out there's more Dm C Am Bb Regret in not doing the sin. G O: E|----------1--0--------------------| B|-------3--------3--1--3/5/1-------| G|-0--3------------------------2----| D|--------------------------------2-| A|----------------------------------| E|----------------------------------| E|----------1--0--------------------| B|-------3--------3--1--3/5/1-------| G|-0--3------------------------2----| D|--------------------------------2-| A|----------------------------------| E|----------------------------------| E|-6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0-------| B|-6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0-------| G|--------------------------------2----| D|-----------------------------------2-| A|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| E|----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0-------| B|----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0--2----| G|-0------------------------------2-| D|----------------------------------| A|----------------------------------| E|----------------------------------| BRIDGE (in the song, only bass notes are played): Gm Am C All lives have to die, of that there's no help Gm Am C My favourite way to end them Gm Am C Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp, Gm Am C Enters the female pudendum. PD-C HORUS: F Bb C Bb Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck. F Bb C Bb Lives for his rivals to curse it. F Bb C Bb He would rather die than not get to fuck. F Bb C Bb Personally I reckon its worth it. CHORUS: F Bb C Bb | Everone else has had more sex than me. | | (x2) F Bb C Bb | Does everybody else, get that feeling? | F Bb C Bb | Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? | (Everone else has had more sex than me.) | | (x2) F Bb C Bb | Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? | (Does everybody else, get that feeling?) | OUTRO: Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone think? E|-13-13-15-15-13----------13-------------------------------------| B|----------------15-13-15----15| 13----------13-------------------| G|----------------------------------14-12-14----14-12-------------| D|----------------------------------------------------15-12-15-12-| A|----------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------13----------------| B|----------------------------------------13-13----13-15----15-13----13-15-| G|-------------------12-14-12----12-14-12-------14----------------14-------| D|-12-15-12-15-12-15----------15-------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----17-15-13----13----------13-------------------| B|-15----------15----15-13-15----15-13-------------| G|-------------------------------------14-12-14----| D|----------------------------------------------15-| A|-------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------|