F       Bb                C            Bb
Everone else has had more sex than me.       (x2)


VERSE:

Dm       C                 Am       Bb
Everyone else has had more sex than me,

Dm       C                 Am Bb
Does anyone else, get that feeling?

Dm       C       Am         Bb
Teenagers naked, couples in threes,

Dm       C                 Am  Bb
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

CHORUS:


F       Bb                C            Bb
Everone else has had more sex than me.       (x2)


VERSE:

Dm       C                 Am  Bb
Corporate chambers and office amore

Dm         C Am          Bb
Shenanigans, outdoor and in.

Dm              C                          Am  Bb
Resist and then later you find out there's more

Dm            C         Am Bb
Regret in not doing the sin.

G  O:

E|----------1--0--------------------|
B|-------3--------3--1--3/5/1-------|
G|-0--3------------------------2----|
D|--------------------------------2-|
A|----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|

E|----------1--0--------------------|
B|-------3--------3--1--3/5/1-------|
G|-0--3------------------------2----|
D|--------------------------------2-|
A|----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|

E|-6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0-------|
B|-6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0-------|
G|--------------------------------2----|
D|-----------------------------------2-|
A|-------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|

E|----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0-------|
B|----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0--2----|
G|-0------------------------------2-|
D|----------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|

BRIDGE (in the song, only bass notes are played):

Gm                        Am              C
All lives have to die, of that there's no help

Gm                  Am       C
My favourite way to end them

Gm                          Am            C
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp,

Gm                    Am    C
Enters the female pudendum.

PD-C HORUS:

F         Bb               C                  Bb
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck.

F             Bb        C       Bb
Lives for his rivals to curse it.

F               Bb            C     Bb
He would rather die than not get to fuck.

F            Bb         C     Bb
Personally I reckon its worth it.

CHORUS:

F       Bb                C            Bb       |
Everone else has had more sex than me.          |
                                                | (x2)
F                 Bb          C  Bb             |
Does everybody else, get that feeling?          |

F             Bb               C            Bb              |
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? |
      (Everone else has had more sex than me.)              |
                                                            | (x2)
F              Bb          C           Bb                   |
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? |
(Does everybody else,          get that feeling?)           |

OUTRO:

   Does everyone?  Does everyone?  Does everyone think?

E|-13-13-15-15-13----------13-------------------------------------|
B|----------------15-13-15----15| 13----------13-------------------|
G|----------------------------------14-12-14----14-12-------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------15-12-15-12-|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------------------------------------13----------------|
B|----------------------------------------13-13----13-15----15-13----13-15-|
G|-------------------12-14-12----12-14-12-------14----------------14-------|
D|-12-15-12-15-12-15----------15-------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|----17-15-13----13----------13-------------------|
B|-15----------15----15-13-15----15-13-------------|
G|-------------------------------------14-12-14----|
D|----------------------------------------------15-|
A|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|