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                             I EG HT BE A CUNT - TISM
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Tabbed by: Refugeesus

Tuning: Standard

A note for fans, Yay! TISM!

Lyrics:

  C5                             A#5            C5
I might be a rock star, but i'll never be a critic
  C5                   A#5                 C5
I might like porno but Baywatch is fucking sick!
  E5                     F5               G5               C5
I might have screwed you sister, but i'll never screw your mum
  E5                 F5          G5              A5    G5  F5 E5 F5 E5 F5
I might have gone to uni, but at least i know im dumb

             C          F
I might be a cunt  whoa oh
             C           F     G       C
I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!

  C5                                A#5                   C5
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
  C5                                A#5                    C5
I might not be homosexual, but i've slept with a guy who's one
  E5               F5                 G5               C5
I might agree with Jesus, but i ain't got no religious belief
  E5                 F5              G5                 A5   G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5
At least i clean the drops up when i piss on the toilet seat.

             C          F
I might be a cunt  whoa oh
             C           F     G       C
I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!

Knicker knicker knob me????

  C5                                A#5           C5
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
  C5                                  A#5             C5
I might watch a current affair, but i watch frontline also
  E5              F5        G5                        C5
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you've gotta wonder?
  E5                F5                     G5                A5 G5 F5 E5 F5 
I mightn't tell the truth all the time Hey what's your mum's number?

             C          F
I might be a cunt  whoa oh
             C           F     G       C
I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!
       F     G       C
but im not a fucking cunt!
       F     G       C
but im not a fucking cunt!