G#m D# G#m D#


[Verse 1]
    G#m                      G#m
Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am
D#                                 D#
Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman
   G#m                        G#m
My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
  D#                       D#
I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram
G#m                       G#m
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
       D#                         D#
Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (bitch)
        G#m                              G#m
I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird
      D#                            D#
Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
G#m                            G#m
I could suck a titty while I'm standing up (woo)
      D#                           D#
Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (little bitch)
G#m                  G#m
Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" (ooh)
     D#                               D#
Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys


[Chorus]
          G#m*                                    D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
                                  G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
                                     D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
                                                   G#m
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
              G#m                    D#
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
                  D#
Short king, mama, ayy
    G#m                         G#m      D#
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
      D#            G#m
Short king, mama, ayy
                       G#m
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
      D#                    D#
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
    G#m                         G#m      D#
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
                  D#         G#m
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty


[Verse 2]
                     G#m
All my shirt tags say XM (extra)
D#                        D#
Got girls saying I'm they best friend (ah)
G#m                    G#m
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
        D#                       D#
She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
G#m                       G#m
Still stand tall, I don't need height
D#                          D#
Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (bitch)
    G#m                  G#m
The glove only comes off at night
D#                           D#
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
G#m                     G#m
Stuntin' in my platform shoes (yeah)
      D#                          D#
I serenade, you just built like a flute
       G#m                     G#m
In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
   D#                 D#
In economy, still got leg room


[Chorus]
         G#m*                                    D#*
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
                                  G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
                                     D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
                                                  G#m
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
              G#m                    D#
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
                  D#
Short king, mama, ayy
    G#m                         G#m     D#
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
      N.C.           G#m
Short king, mama, ayy
                       G#m
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
      D#                    D#
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
    G#m                         G#m     D#
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
                  D#          G#m
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty


[Outro]
                G#m                G#m                                  D#
Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
       D#                        G#m
Caller Number Five, you are on the air
      G#m                        D#
Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
    D#
Uh, that new shit, uh
G#m
That shit got me laid
    G#m        D#              D#                      G#m
I'm 5'2" and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King
          G#m                           D#                              D#                  G#m
So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude
                     G#m
Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
           D#
Thank you so much
      D#                        G#m                        G#m
Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet
      D#        D#
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