Call A Marine

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[Verse 1]
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I was sittin' in a bar, boozin' and 
losin'
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And some jackoff walks up cruisin' 
for a bruisin'
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Poppin' off and makin' my whole 
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redneck red
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He asked my girl if she'd like to 
dance

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He had three buddies so I had no 
chance
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I looked around the room for a 
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friend and I saw Fred
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A quick evaluation of the situation
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And we entered into a conversation

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It seemed to last the better part 
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of the next two songs
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Now I didn't say and they didn't ask
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But Fred did two tours over in Iraq
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And, son, it was over before it was 
even on


[Chorus]
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Call a Marine
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Instead of 911
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They're built to improvise, adapt 
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and overcome
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When you're in knee deep and you're 
up shit's creek

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And you've tried everything
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Tell you what you do
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   Call a Marine!


[Verse 2]
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Now my sister's husband didn't love 
her no more
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And he runned off with a skinny 
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little whore
And left her sittin' around the 
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house with a couple of kids
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     She just lays around in that 
muumuu gown

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Old girl put on about 35 pounds
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One day I went over to her house 
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and I said, "Hey, sis"
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If you wanna fix what troubles you
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Just ease down to the VFW

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And you'll walk through the door 
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and turns those boys' heads
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For most of those boys it's been 
awhile
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Just show a little leg and that 
Marlboro smile
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And if that don't work out for you,
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 girl, ask for Fred


[Chorus]
         D
Call a Marine
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Instead of 911
                 B7              
They're built to improvise, adapt 
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and overcome
            C#7
When you're in knee deep and you're 
up shit's creek

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And you've tried everything
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Tell you what you do
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   Call a Marine!


[Bridge]
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Some douche bag rises up and 
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overthrows his government
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Diplomacy ain't workin' and the 
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ammos all been spent
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The world is in a crisis and the 
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media's a curse
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I'll tell you what to do
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When it goes from bad to worse


[Chorus]
         D
Call a Marine
            A
Instead of 911
                 B7              
They're built to improvise, adapt 
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and overcome
            C#7
When you're in knee deep and you're 
up shit's creek

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And you've tried everything
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Tell you what you do
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   Call a Marine!

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Tell you what to do, baby
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You can call
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Call a Marine!    Yeah yeah