G                               D             G                       
My Buddy said his girlfriend was as pretty as can be
                          G                                     D          
He said ©  help a brother out tonight and come double date with me
                                       G                                       
She’s © gotta baby sister and they’re  headed into © town
        G                                  D            G                
They’re  lookin for a good time and they’re  fun to be ar ound
                                                                              
        G                                                                      
I said  what do she look like?
                               G                                               
He  scratched his head and  stated
                       G                               D                    
She was a © homecoming  football queen before she graduated
                                          G                                     
We’ll © wine and dine and do em fine and  really double © date em
     G                            D            G                         
Then take em back to the motel and  try to separa teim
                                                                              
    A                                                                          
The showed up in a pick up
          D                                                                   
They were  right on time
A                                                                              
His was kind of hefty
        D                                                                      
But not  half as big as mine
                                                                              
           Em                                                                   
I’m runnin block
D                                                                              
Turn the lights down low
            Em                                                                 
I’m running block
      D                                                                        
Don’t want no one to know
       G                                  C              A                 
That I tried to drink her skinny but she’s still about 215
     G                                                                         
Some  times you got to bow up
    D                G                                                       
And take one for the team
                                                                              
    G                                                                          
She  cleaned her plate at dinner
         D                  G                                                
Then she  ate whats left of mine
                             G                              D                
Then she © wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine
                                       G                                       
She © strolled out to the patio for an after dinner ©cig
       G                             D                                       
I said  bro you donner this time and yer gonna owe me big
                                                                              

You know why?
        A                                                                      
“cuz my brother’s havin a party
D                                                                              
 thought you outta know
         A                                                                     
He’s got coeds swimming naked
    D                                                                          
The reason I can’t goooo
                                                                              


                                RUNNIN BLOCK                                    2

           Em                                                                   
I’m runnin block
D                                                                              
Turn the lights down low
            Em                                                                  
I’m running block
      D                                                                        
Don’t want no one to know
       G                                  C              A                 
That I tried to drink her skinny but she’s still about 215
     G                                                                         
Some  times you got to bow up
    D                G                                                       
And take one for the  team
                                                                              
     G                         D               G                           
When  we got back to the motel  I kicked up my  feet
                      G                                  D                   
And shd © put me in a  headlock and said snuggle up with  me
                                   G                                           
My © buddy finished early and when  he walked through the © door
      G                                                                        
I was  layin there half naked
           D                     G                                           
She had me  pinned down to the floor
                                                                              
slow it down here

       A                                                                       
son, I can’t believe you caught me
D                                                                              
 with this big ol’ jelly rooolll
       A                                                                       
You’ll laugh at me tomorrow
          D                                                                    
You can’t  ever tell a soul
                                                                              
                Em                                                              
That I’m runnin block
D                                                                              
Turn the lights down low
            Em                                                                  
I’m running block
      D                                                                        
Don’t want no one to know
       G                                  C              A                 
That I tried to drink her skinny but she’s still about 215
     G                                                                         
Some  times you got to bow up
    D                G                                                       
And take one for the team