The Taliban Song

Intro: G D C D G D C D G D C D G D C D

    G                    D                    C
   I'm just a middle-aged middle-eastern camel-herdin man
          D                    G                    D
I got a little two-bedroom cave here in North Afganistan
                 C                    D
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand
       G
Since they moved in
         D                    C
They call themselves the Taliban
                   D
Oooh, oooh the Taliban Baby
             G                   D
Now i ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
  C                    D
They make her wear a scarf over her head
    G                   D
That covers her from ear to ear
              C                    D
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
             G
But man she's just like me
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        D                    C
No she can't stand, The Taliban
                   D
Oooh, oooh the Taliban Baby

chorus:
D                    G                    C
But you know someday soon wer'e both gonna saddle up
           D
And it'l be ride camel ride
     G                    D
My old lady she'll be here with me
             C
just smilin right by my side
      D                    G
We should do just fine around Palestine
         D
Or maybe Turkmenistan
         C                    D
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to
      G
The taliban

verse 2:

G                    D
Now they attacked New York City
           C                    D
'Cause they thought they could win
                   G                    D
Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end
    C                    D                    G
Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said
              D                    C                    D
Now you son-of-b**ches ypu better not be doing any buisiness

With the Taliban
G                    D                    C
So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
                    D                    G
Until those big U.S. Jets came flying in one night
             D                    C
And they dropped little bombs all over their holy land
 D                    G                    D
Man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran
         C
The Taliban