Too Drunk To Karaoke

     C*                            
Last night at the bar it was 
        C**
karaoke night,
           C*                 
yeah, everybody down there was 
                 C**
feeling alright.
         F                       F
They got big margarita pitchers, 
            F      F
two for one,   yum, yum!
          C*
They were feeling footloose and 
ready for some fun.

[Verse 1]
     G*       F*       (C*)      
When I signed up, I was ready to 
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go,
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           C**
but they didn't call my name for an 
hour or so.
F                           F    
Damn if they didn't make me wait 
         F        F
too long,
            C*
I was in no kinda shape to sing a 
Jon Bon's song.

[Chorus]
    C                 C     C    
Too drunk to karaoke,   too drunk
            C
 to karaoke,
       G                G
if you keep on drinkin' you're gonna
 be
    F                 F
too drunk to karaoke, just like me,
    C                 C     C    
too drunk to karaoke,   too drunk
            C
 to karaoke.

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[Verse 2]
          G*        F*     
Well, the place got rockin', 
     (C*)              C**
temptation was strong,
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all the pretty girls kept a eggin'
        C**
 me on.
        F                          
Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops 
F                  F        F
glued to the chair
           C*
but, no, I jumped right up and 
slicked back my hair.

[Chorus]
    C                 C     C    
Too drunk to karaoke,   too drunk
            C
 to karaoke.
        G                          
You can sing in the shower 'till 
  G
you sound real good,
        F                        F
you can terrorize the whole damn   
neighborhood.
             G                  
But when you hit that stage with 
      G
that mic in your hand
    F                              
you better pace yourself son if you
 F
 wanna have fans.
    C                 C     C    
Too drunk to karaoke,   too drunk
            C
 to karaoke.

[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
G              F        (C*)    
If you ask me,   hell, I killed 
           C**
that song!
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When I looked around, everybody was
       C**
 gone
         F                        
except a couple of bouncers 'bout 
F            F        F
half my age;
     C*
they grabbed the microphone and 
threw me off the stage.

[Chorus]
           C                       
You're too drunk to karaoke, that's
 C
 what they told me
           C                 C
You're too drunk to karaoke, how can
 that be?
          G                     
You don't have to be good, don't 
         G
have to be refined,
        F                       F
you just have to be a legend in your
 own mind.
      G                         G
Don't have to rehearse, or even sing
 on key,
     F                   
just prove that theory of 
 F
drunketivity.
    C                 C     C    
Too drunk to karaoke,   too drunk
             C
 to karaoke. Look at me!
           C                 C    
You're too drunk to karaoke,   
               C                  
just like me. Too drunk to 
F* C* F* C*
karaoke.