C* C**
Last night at the bar it was karaoke night,
C* C**
yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright.
F F F F
They got big margarita pitchers, two for one, yum, yum!
C*
They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun.
[Verse 1]
G* F* (C*) C**
When I signed up, I was ready to go,
N.C. C**
but they didn't call my name for an hour or so.
F F F F
Damn if they didn't make me wait too long,
C*
I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon's song.
[Chorus]
C C C C
Too drunk to karaoke, too drunk to karaoke,
G G
if you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be
F F
too drunk to karaoke, just like me,
C C C C
too drunk to karaoke, too drunk to karaoke.
[Verse 2]
G* F* (C*) C**
Well, the place got rockin', temptation was strong,
C* C**
all the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on.
F F F F
Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair
C*
but, no, I jumped right up and slicked back my hair.
[Chorus]
C C C C
Too drunk to karaoke, too drunk to karaoke.
G G
You can sing in the shower 'till you sound real good,
F F
you can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood.
G G
But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
F F
you better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans.
C C C C
Too drunk to karaoke, too drunk to karaoke.
[Solo]
| C | C | C | C |
| C | C | C | C |
[Verse 3]
G F (C*) C**
If you ask me, hell, I killed that song!
C* C**
When I looked around, everybody was gone
F F F F
except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age;
C*
they grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage.
[Chorus]
C C
You're too drunk to karaoke, that's what they told me
C C
You're too drunk to karaoke, how can that be?
G G
You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined,
F F
you just have to be a legend in your own mind.
G G
Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key,
F F
just prove that theory of drunketivity.
C C C C
Too drunk to karaoke, too drunk to karaoke. Look at me!
C C C F* C* F* C*
You're too drunk to karaoke, just like me. Too drunk to karaoke.
