Theres A Floppy Disk On The Floor

Am           C               G  
I don't like cleaning but my 
            C  Am
momma makes me anyway
Am            C                  
She said, "I'm sick of this crap,
    G                   C     
 boy you gonna clean the house 
Am
today."
Am             C                  
She said, "Imma go to the store 
 G                   C         Am
and when I come home it better be 
done."
Am          C                 G 
I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma 
              C      Am
pick my shit up one by one."

F               C           
When she walked out the door I 
   G                F        C
started cleanin' like she said.
Am       C            G         
The only problem is I am easily 
C      Am
distracted.
F         C               
I started cleaning shit 'til 
   G               F         C
something shiny caught my eye...
Am       C                
it was a plastic square with 
   G             C Am
dimensions of 3.5.

Chorus

F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[3]             F[5]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[5]   F[3]
on the floor, Baw.
F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[3]             F[5]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[5]   F[3]
on the floor, Oww.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[5]             F[7]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[7]   F[5]
on the floor, Aow.
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F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[5]             F[7]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[7]   F[5]
on the floor

Am                      C        
Next thing I knew, door flew 
        G                C 
right open, she came in with 
   Am
groceries.
Am         C                 G  
Oh no all I did was sing this 
                C Am
song, maybe I have ADD.

F           C            G      
She pointed fervently at all the
          F     C
 mess her eyes ablaze.
Am           C                   
But then she froze right there 
   G               C          Am
when something shiny caught her 
gaze.
F           C              G    
I'm sure it wasn't hard to see 
          F    C
how little I had done.
Am           C                G 
But then she looked at me and 
              C  Am
then we sang in unison.

F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[3]             F[5]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[5]   F[3]
on the floor, Baw.
F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[3]             F[5]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[5]   F[3]
on the floor, Oww.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[5]             F[7]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[7]   F[5]
on the floor, Aow.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[5]             F[7]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[7]   F[5]
on the floor

Am           C                   
So it was we stood right there, 
    G              C     Am
just singing that repeatedly.
Am      C           G            
The only explanation is that it 
  C    Am
was destiny.
F        C                 G    
Or maybe black magic would be, 
          F       C
oh no that don't exist.
Am           C               G  
I guess I'll sing the chorus one
              C     Am
 more time if you insist.


F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[3]             F[5]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[5]   F[3]
on the floor, Baw.
F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[3]             F[5]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[5]   F[3]
on the floor, Oww.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[5]             F[7]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[7]   F[5]
on the floor, Aow.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   
There's a floppy disk on the 
F[5]             F[7]        
floor, There's a floppy disk 
F[7]   F[5]
on the floor

F[5]                  F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the 
   E          F[5]
floooooor, Baaw.