Viral Song

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Just follow the recipe,
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And gather the ingredients.
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Pick a topic people
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Talk about on social media.

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Don't violate the terms of service,
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Or your vid will be deleted.
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Also, make a catchy chorus.
Something that can be repeated:

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Cats, cats, laughing babies,
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People falling, hot hot ladies,
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Sleepy puppies, dancing babies,
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Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.

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Put a lot of words in one verse.
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Careful to enunciate it.
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Sing multiple layers,
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It helps if you animate it.

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What do you mean? Animate it?
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Um, what do you mean, "What do I 
mean?"
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You said animated, what do you mean 
by that?
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(No, No, No) (I don't think I said 
that at all.)
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Yeah, I think you definitely said 
that.
No, I think I'd remember if I said 
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that, for sure, definitely.
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Well what'd you say?
Well I think it was probably 
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something along the lines of, uh...

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Cats, cats, laughing babies,
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People falling, hot hot ladies,
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Sleepy puppies, dancing babies,
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Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.

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Put a lot of words in one verse
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Careful to enunciate ((Slurred)) it.
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Say something educational
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So parents let their kids play-it.

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Did you know that cashews come 
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from a fruit? (What?)
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D-D-D Did you know that cashews come
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 from a fruit (How?)
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Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, 
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fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?!)
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D-D-D Did you know that? (No...)

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Did you know that cashews come from 
a fruit? (What?)
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D-D-D Did you know that cashews come
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 from a fruit (How?)
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[Ha!] Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, 
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fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?)
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D-D-D Did you know that? (I, I 
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said no, I said no...no....)

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It's ok, Tim, nobody blames you.
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Most people don't know the truth 
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about the cashew.
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But now you do so next time you go 
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to the playground,
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Have everybody gather around and
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Tell them what your good friend 
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Tobuscus has taught you....
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TELL EM'!

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Did you know that cashews come from 
a fruit? (That's right)
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D-D-D Did you know that cashews come
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 from a fruit?
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Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, 
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fru-fru-fru fruit!?
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 Did you know that? Noooooo!

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B NG IT!
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Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
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AGAIN!
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Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
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LOUDER!
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Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
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 Did you know that? NO!

Ok now, get this stuff out of my 
parent's house!
No, Tim, you're the one that asked 
for my help.
I didn't ask you for...(Shhh, you 
don't have to thank me, Tim Tim.)
Alright, I'm gonna get out of here, 
I'm gonna upload this to iTunes.
But I thought this was MY viral 
song!
You thought this was gonna be... 
Noooo, it's not gonna be viral;
It's a terrible song, I'm telling 
you to do it yourself,
And that's why I charged you 500 
dollars.
We didn't agree on 500 dollars!
AAhhh, your voice is so annoying 
man, its so annoying.