Piss Aaron

Am              Bb
- We figure, my daddy and me
E                          E7 Am
Things are still the same, it seems
   Dm               Em     Am    
As when he lived it in his teens 
     D
as a kid in school
G                       G7
Aaron was a junior, the class of '32
C                       Dm
- His momma called him "angel"
    Em        F
But everybody knew he was the
G              G7
King king, the gross out king, they 
called him

[Chorus]
C
- "Piss Aaron"
     F                 G          
They always caught him pissin' in 
   |C   | C |
the hall
C
- "Piss Aaron"
   F             G               
He never would refuse when nature
|C      | C C/B |
 called

[Verse]
Am                  Bb
- "Dumb Larry" from homeroom 9
E                    E7 Am
Kept his locker full of weeds
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        Dm          Em      Am   
Just to satisfy his smoking needs
         D       G
 and his love of fire
          G              G7
Went to a game and lit a stink bomb 
in the bleachers
    C                Dm           
The coach, the cheer leader, and 
   Em     F
the - chem teacher and the
G
- Dean dean, duh dean dean was after

[Chorus]
C
- "Dumb Larry"
     F                 G          
They always caught him smokin' in 
   |C   | C |
the john
C
- "Dumb Larry"
    F                G            
You never would have missed him 
        |C   | C C/B |
when he's gone

[Break]
| G | G7 | C Dm | Em F | G | G | C

 Dm | Em F | G | G7 |

[Verse]
Am                
- "Chuck Biscuits," 
     Bb
conservative-jive
    E              E7      Am
The biggest pig in all the school
         Dm                Em     
He would sit and smack his lips 
  Am          D         G
and drool as he eyed your lunch
         G          G7
I left a bag in his desk one night
  C       Dm                 Em  
A raw egg sandwich and when 
           F
"Hungry" took a bite he had to
G              G7
- Up chuck, uh uh uh uh, a-pukin'

[Chorus]
C
- "Chuck Biscuits"
     F                 G          
They always caught him eatin' in 
  |C     | C |
the class

[Otro]
C
- "Dumb Larry"
     F                 G          
They always caught him smokin' in 
   |C   | C |
the john
C
- "Piss Aaron"
     F                 G          
They always caught him pissin' in 
   |C   | C  |
the hall


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