Statisticians Blues

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                    * Statistician's Blues - TODD SNIDER *         

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Tabbed by JP
Standard Tuning EADGBe
Finger pick as necessary (listen to 
track), or just strum with a pick. 
Enjoy.

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VERSE 1:

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They say 3 percent of the people 
        D                    A
use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
97 percent use 3 percent and the 
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rest goes down the drain
       A                           
I'll never know which one I am but 
      D                A
I'll bet you my last dime
 D                    A          
99 percent think with 3 percent 
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100 percent of the time
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64 percent of all the world's 
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statistics are made up right there 
          A
on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em 
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whether they're accurate statistics
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 or not
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I don't know what you believe but 
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I do know there's no doubt
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I need another double shot of 
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something 90 proof

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      E                 A
I got too much to think about
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Too much to think about
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Too much to figure out
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Stuck between hope and doubt
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It's too much to think about

VERSE 2:

A                                 
They say 92 percent of everything 
you learned in college was just 
 D
bullshit you'll never
A
need
84 percent of everything you got you
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 bought to satisfy your greed
        A                        
Because 90 percent of the world's 
                  D            
population links possessions to 
    A
success
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Even though 80 percent of the 
            A
wealthiest 1 percent of the 
population
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Drinks to an alarming excess

More money, more stress I guess

CHORUS:

D             A
Too much to think about
D             A
Too much to figure out
D      E      F#m        D
Stuck between hope and doubt
      A            E     A
It's too much to think about

VERSE 3:
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74 percent of all statisticians 
         D                  A
truly hate their fucking jobs
They say the average bank robber 
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lives within about 20 miles of the 
bank that
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he robs
               A                
There's this little bank not far 
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from here that I've been watching 
now for a
  A
while
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Lately all I can think about is 
         E                A
how bad I wanna go out in style

D             A
Too much to think about
D             A
Too much to figure out
D      E      F#m        D
Stuck between hope and doubt
      A            E
It's too much to think about
Amen
      A            E     A
It's too much to think about
Mmm hmmm