All The Stupid Things I´ve Ever Done

         F
It's a quarter to nine
         Em         A7
And it's past my bedtime
      Dm           Dm/C             G
But I need a little help to fall asleep
        Bb            A7
With my glass of warm milk
     Dm             G
I am ready for the guilt
         Bb            G/B
When I'm done counting sheep
           F/C           C
I close my eyes, and I think of

F              Eb               Bb
All the stupid things I've ever done
               Gm                A7
Gonna think of every embarassing thing
          Dm
I've ever done
                   A7
I'm gonna think of all the stupid things
          Dm
I've ever done
         Dm/C             Bb
Even the things I did not do
           Gm            C
I can play out and go through

       F                 F5+
How embarassing it would be
             F6                F7
And feel the shame hypothetically
            Bb               Bb/F
And let the guilt rock me to sleep
                   Bbm/F             F    F7M  F7
As if I'd actually done that stupid thing

- Goodnight every stupid thing I've ever done!
                  F
- Goodnight Tom!