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C          G               D                G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C          G                D               G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C                 G                  D                 G
Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls

G G G G

C G D G (2x)

C      G        D      G    C         G            D          G
Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer

C G D G

C          G                D                   G
Hey kids, feel your balls,     so you don't get cancer
C          G                D                  G
Hey kids, feel your balls,      you don't want cancer
C                G                  D                G
Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer
G
MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
C          G               D                G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C         G               D                  G
Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer
G
RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING
C          G                   D                         G
Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps
        C                G                     D                  G
If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)
G
RUB YOUR TESTICLES
G
WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING
C                     G             D                    G
Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
C                    G                 D                           G
Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
    C                       G
Or rub your balls only for pleasure
C       G               D                                  G
Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time

         C                       G              D                 G
You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time
         C                     G              D                 G
You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time
G
TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
C                       G               D                 G
Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time