I Dont Drink

F#
I screwed up, I just wanna say I'm 
sorry
It's all my fault, you should 
probably ignore me
D#m
Oh my God, should've given you a 
warning
All my friends are sick and tired of
 this story
F#
I don't drink 'cause when I'm drunk,
 I'm annoying
Call your phone when it's three in 
the morning
D#m
Start a fight, parked a whip in your
 garden
You probably think I am mentally 
retarded
F#
Please, don't call me crazy 'cause 
I'm not
Last night I had one too many shots
D#
Blacked out, got arrested by the 
cops
Woke up on the neighbours front lawn


[Pre-Chorus]
F#
Every time that I'm hangover, I 
convince myself I'm dying
B
Where the hell my pants go and why 
is my girlfriend crying?
F#
I say that I remember what I did, 
but I am lying
B
There's a tattoo on my buttcheek, 
it's a beer can and he's smiling


[Chorus]
F#
I'm pretty sure the last night went 
down in history
B
We made it out alive, and that's a 
victory
D#m
Black eyes, minor injuries
B
We lost a fight together, that's a 
win to me
F#
I don't drink 'cause when I'm drunk,
 I'm retarded
B
Ask around, I'm the life of the 
party
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D#m
Hold my beer 'cause I'm only getting
 started
B
Who cares about tomorrow and the 
misery?


[Verse 2]
F#
I'm a mess, and I know you don't 
deserve it
You're the best, and I'm a pretty 
stupid person
D#m
None-the-less you try to help me 
'cause I'm hurting
I confess, sometimes I feel like I'm
 not worth it
F#
I don't drink 'cause when I'm drunk,
 I'm a problem
I don't care who I hurt, I feel 
awesome
D#m
Holy crap, it's either jail or a 
coffin
Soon enough I'mma be at rock bottom
F#
Please help, tell me, how I end up 
here?
Last night, I had one too many beers
D#m
Flashbacks, but I can't remember 
clear
Why I texted all my exes, and we 
haven't spoke in years


[Pre-Chorus]
F#
Every time that I'm hangover, last 
night doesn't feel so funny
B
I threw up on my front step, and I 
wasted all of my money
F#
I got naked in the night club right 
in front of all my buddies
B
Then I went home with some girl I 
thought was hot, but she is ugly


[Chorus]
F#
I'm pretty sure the last night went 
down in history
B
We made it out alive, and that's a 
victory
D#m
Black eyes, minor injuries
 B
We lost a fight together, that's a 
win to me
F#
I don't drink 'cause when I'm drunk,
 I'm retarded
B
Ask around, I'm the life of the 
party
D#m
Hold my beer 'cause I'm only getting
 started
B
Who cares about tomorrow and the 
misery?


[Bridge]
F#
You call my phone, 'kay be quiet, 
can you hear it?
I don't hear it
F#
Damn, oh no, my sexy photos, can we 
clear it?
We need to clear it


[Chorus]
F#
I'm pretty sure the last night went 
down in history
B
We made it out alive, and that's a 
victory
D#m
Black eyes, minor injuries
B
We lost a fight together, that's a 
win to me
F#
I don't drink 'cause when I'm drunk,
 I'm retarded
B
Ask around, I'm the life of the 
party
D#m
Hold my beer 'cause I'm only getting
 started
B
Who cares about tomorrow and the 
misery?