George W Told The Nation

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I got a letter from old George W.,
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It said, "Son, I hate to trouble ya,
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But this war of mine is going bad.
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It's time for me to roll the dice;
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I know you've already been there twice,
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But I am sending you back to Baghdad."

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     But George W. told the nation,
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     "This is not an escalation;
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     This is just a surge toward victory.
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     Just to win my little war,
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     I'm sending twenty thousand more,
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     To help me save Iraq from Iraqis.

[Verse 2]
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And, so, I made  it to Iraq
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In time for one more sneak attack,
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And to my old battalion I was sent.
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We drive around in our Humvees,
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Listening to The Black-Eyed Peas
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And speaking fondly of the president.

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     But George W. told the nation,
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     "This is not an escalation;
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     This is just a surge toward victory.
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     Just to win my little war,
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     I'm sending twenty thousand more,
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     To help me save Iraq from Iraqis.

[Verse 3]
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Celebrities all come to see us,
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Grateful they don't have to be us,
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Politicians show their best face card.
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Where is Bubba? Where's our leader?
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Where's our favorite lip reader?
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AWOL from the Texas National Guard

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         F         C
     But George W. told the nation,
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     "This is not an escalation;
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     This is just a surge toward victory.
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     Just to win my little war,
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     I'm sending twenty thousand more,
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     To help me save Iraq from Iraqis.

[Verse 4]
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If you're hunkered in Fallujah
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Wondering who it was who screwed ya,
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Wondering what became of “Shock and Awe!”
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You are feeling semi-certain
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It has to do with Halliburton,
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Dick Cheney's why you drew that fatal straw.

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         F         C
     But George W. told the nation,
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     "This is not an escalation;
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     This is just a surge toward victory.
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     Just to win my little war,
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     I'm sending twenty thousand more,
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     To help me save Iraq from Iraqis.