The Pizza That Ate Chicago

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One morning in Chicago where the wind comes off the lake
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A slow and sleepy pizza man had a pizza pie to bake
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He gathered his ingredients, he quickly rolled his dough
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He twirled it and he tossed it, holy cow, where did it go

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The dough flew out the window and went flying down the street
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And as it flew, it grew and grew this wheel of whirling wheat
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This spinning mass of flour acting like a hurricane
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It kept on growing larger ‘till it finally became

[Chorus]
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The giant pizza (triple cheese)
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The giant pizza (extra sausage)
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The giant pizza (no anchovies)
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That ate Chicago

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The cheeses of Chicago all went flying off the shelves
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They joined the giant pizza ‘cause they could not help themselves
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Tomatoes from the farm stands all discovered they could fly
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And they all went plop, atop the giant pizza in the sky

[Chorus]
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The giant pizza (triple cheese)
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The giant pizza (extra sausage)
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The giant pizza (no anchovies)
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That ate Chicago

[Verse 4]
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The pizza cast a shadow that was miles and miles wide
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The smell of pepperoni kept the citizens inside
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The spinning crust descended ‘till as everybody feared
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With a tell-tale whiff of garlic, all Chicago disappeared

[Chorus]
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The giant pizza (triple cheese)
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The giant pizza (extra sausage)
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The giant pizza (no anchovies)
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That ate Chicago

[Verse 5]
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Now when you order pizza and you start to salivate
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Just think of poor Chicago and its sad and tragic fate
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When your guy spins his pizza and he twirls it in the air
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If it comes back then you’re cool, but if it doesn’t then beware

[Chorus]
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The giant pizza (triple cheese)
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The giant pizza (extra sausage)
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The giant pizza (no anchovies)
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That ate Chicago

[Chorus]
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The giant pizza (triple cheese)
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The giant pizza (extra sausage)
          F
The giant pizza (no anchovies)
E            Am
That ate Chicago