G   F    C   C

[verse]
G           F                C
Simon was a full fat kind of guy 
G             F                  C
He said semi-skimmed was for the shy 
G                     F                C
But he drank too much, and then he did die 
G                           F          C
He said 'milk will save my life tonight'
G                         F         C
He said 'milk will be my friend tonight'