The Only Good Thing About Bad Bob

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[Verse 1]

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He crushes ants just for fun
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If you need a friend he is not the one
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He came and he saw and we fled
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His mere presence will fill us with dread


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His beginning is our end
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He's a terrible blend
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Of disaster and malaise
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If you ask he won't care
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He finds joy in despair
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He's bad in a myriad of ways

[Chorus]
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If you're feeling blue
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Oh Bob may come to you
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He don't care if you're down or you're lost
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And if you're feeling low
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Bob's house is where to go
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He don't care if you weep or you sob
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And that's the only good thing about Bad Bob

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[Verse 2]
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His frown is the size of the moon
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And he has no heart, no song, no tune
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His smile has never been seen
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He's a dictionary definition of mean

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And he says the wrong words
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And even the birds
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Are dismayed by his gaze
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And he could scatter a crowd
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Not even his mum is that proud
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He's bad in a myriad of ways

[Chorus]
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If you've lost your heart
   Am
Oh Bob is the place to start
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He don't care if you're down or you're lost
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But if you're feeling low
      Am
Bob's house is a place to go
         Em                      F
He don't care if you weep or you sob
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And that's the only good thing about Bad Bob