E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

Intro

E5              G5              D5              A5      G5      X2

E               G               D               A       G       X2


Verse 1

E                G              D
 It's all an open center

D            A             G          E  
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

E               G               D
It doesn't have to feel water 

D                      A           G
It's just a place that feels right with him 


Chorus:

E              G                        D
Kinda like the way you're breathing

D                A            G         E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away

E                 G
Would you like to glide on,

G       D                    A          G
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's 

G       E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's


G       E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G       E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G                A5       G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick 


Verse 2

E                 G               D     
There's a shyness found in reason

D            A         G         E
Apprehensive influence swallow away

E                  G             D
You seem to feel abysmal take it

D                   A         G
then you're careful grace for sure 


Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion)


E              G5                       D5/E
Kinda like the way you're breathing

D5               A5           G5        E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away

E                 G5
Would you like to glide on,

G5       D5/E                 A5         
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick 

G5      E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's


G5      E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5      E5                 G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G                A5       G A G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick 




Bridge

E5                              G5
Took you out in the back of the toolshed

E5                          C5
Put it right on top of your forehead

E*                              F#*
Took you out in the back of the toolshed

G*                                   A*     G5**
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's       
                                                          
G5**    E5**                                              
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's                                  

G5**    E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5**    E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's

G5**
Diiiiiiick!
        
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Footnotes

*for last 2 lines use:  E   F#   G   A  
E|--------------|
B|5---7----8---10|
                        x---x----x---x
E|2----4---5---7|
B|--------------|
G|--------------|



**Those last chords 1 put in myself, cos in the 
in the song, the solo attacks the B at the 12th,
I normaly do that, but if you want, find the
higest G5 and E5 Chords and play them, up to you.