15 Year Old Dude... 15 Year Old

Do You Know What Divine Intervention Means?

Girls That Smoke Gross Me Out To The Max

I Guess Moods Just Go With The Seasons Around Here

I Have To Tell You Something...I Eat Lightbulbs

I Screamed a Lot On October 15th

I Want My Fifty Dollars

I Want a Phone Company That Will Murder My Boss

Oh My God! He's Got An Arm Off

Real Teamwork Means You Take Your Knife Out Of My Back While I Push Mine Deeper Into Yours

Rewriting The Plotline of A B-Grade Slasher Film

Save Art; Kill An Art Kid

The Only Attainable Truth That Comes To Mind Right Now

They Say She Died Because She Was Too Honest

This Is The Worst Time To Run Out Of Matches