Seamus Missus
Town Pants
- A
- D
- G
Continúa después del anuncio
Tono:
D G Seamus’ missus was free with her kissesD A Her lips were delicious and freely would roamD G The only one missin’ his missus fine kissin’D G A Was Seamus himself who was neverD at homeD G Seamus’ mistress a maker of mattressesD A Motherly matriarch known on the townD G Would be on her back at the drop of a hatD G And the hats they were droppinA D like flies in that townA G Everyone knew what those two were up toA G But Seamus was oblivious to what seemed very obviousA G Does he need to be told he’s 25 years oldD These two lovely ladies hadG boatloads of babiesContinúa después del anuncioD A Parental paternity mostly unknownD G In Seamus’ mind he was one of a kindD G And these cartloads of kids wereA D all seeds he had sewnD G To him mattered not that not one of the lotD A Even vaguely resembled this funny old manD G Ferocious fertility and voracious virilityD G Will prove that he stayed by thisA D bound of a planA G Everyone knew what those two were up toA G But Seamus was oblivious to what seemed very obviousA G Does he need to be told he’s 55 years old ~Fiddle Solo~D G All this infidelity and this dishonestyD A Made people uppity some got upsetD G They sought a solution to severe in silenceD G A D Essential a service so easy to getD G Then time came to mind although not very kindD G To show that poor Seamus that what he’d receiveD G To be his dependents were not his descendantsD G A And how these two ladies had him deceivedA G Everyone knew what these two were up toA G But when they told old Seamus he said I must be famousA A missus and a mistress and theG whole town as a witnessA G I think I’m 95 and I’m just glad I’m still alive
