Hold My Beer

Intro: D G A D


**spoken**
Uhh, dearly beloved we're gathered 
up in here today


To join in Holy Manogamony

This here feller... and this ol' gal
 he brought with him



Verse 1:
G                           D
The weddin' chapel couldn't get more
 packed
    A                          D
the love birds were dressed in white
 and black
    G                      D
the preacher turned to the groom and
 asked,
       A
him to slip the ring on her left 
hand
   Em                          A
he turned to his best man, and said

Chorus:
D       G          A          D
Hold my beer, this won't take long
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          G                A       
I want it back and I don't want it 
D
gone
            Em    A             D
I trust you buddy, here hold my beer

**spoken**
I now pronounce you... ya'll

Verse 2:
G                          D
They cut the cake and they poured 
champagne,
     A              D
They Macarena'd and formed a train
     G                      D
They crashed right into the grooms 
old flame,
   A        D        A
As she came crashin' in,
        Em                 A
The new bride just kind of grinned, 
and said

Chorus:

D       G          A          D
Hold my beer, this won't take long
          G                A       
I want it back and I don't want it 
D
gone,
            Em    A             D
I trust you Honey, here hold my beer


Bridge:

         Em
When the cat-fight broke up,
    D                    G        
The band broke into some Haggard 
                 D
and Hank and some Cash,
     Em                     D     
When somebody's cousin that nobody
               G              
 knew yelled, "whats with this 
           A
hillbilly crap?"...
**spoken**
You could have heard a pin drop... 
and then,
D       G          A          D
Hold my beer, this won;t take long,
          G                 A     
I want it back, and I don't want 
  D
it gone,
                 G          A  
Somebody hold my beer, this wont 
       D
take long
          G                A       
I want it back and I don't want it 
D
gone,
            Em    A             D
I trust you buddy, here hold my beer