Ten Feet Tall And Bulletproof

F       Bb    F     C   F
INTRO


Verse 1 
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                 F                    Bb
I'm a full grown man, that's plain to see.
            F                                 C
But nowhere near as full grown as I'd like to be.
                F                   Bb
But I'll find a bar and I'll have a few,
  F                C              F
Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.


Verse 2 
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            F                              Bb
I'd hit the dancefloor each time I had the chance.
              F                                  C
Woah, that is if these two left feet knew how to dance.
               F                      Bb
About the only time I'm kicking up my shoes,
   F                 C              F
Is when I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.


Chorus 
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       Bb                           Eb
Well I start to feel like Superman,
Bb                   Bb A Ab
Then I pick a fight.
  G                              C
Only to find that my opponent is holding kryptonite.
      F
You'd think I'd learn my lesson,
                     Bb
But I'm still paying dues.
            F
Each time I drink and start to think,
             C              F
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.


INSTRUMENTAL (same chords as verse)


Verse 3 
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         F                        Bb
My woman left me, she called me a clown.
                F                         C
Well that's the general consensus in this town.
             F                         Bb
But I had it comin', lord, to tell the truth...
    F               C              F
For acting ten feet tall and bulletproof.


*REPEAT CHORUS*


Bb                F
Yeah, each time I drink and start to think,
             C              F
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.

Try me brother.....