Toolmaster Of Brainerd

Bm        A          G   
He held a job at the Buckeye 
    E
Creamery
F#
Toolmaster of Brainerd
Bm       A            G       E
He had a way with the old machinery
F#
Toolmaster of Brainerd
G                       D
But on the day when the shutdown 
came
G            Em         F#
All his old girlfriends looked the 
same
Bm          A         G         
He rumbled down for a change of 
E
scenery
F#                   Bm       A 
Hello, Toolmaster of Brainerd
G E F#



[Hook]
F#            Bm        A G E F#
Toolmaster of Brainerd


[Verse 2]
Bm         A          G  
Inside his case was a Gibson 
        E
disaster
F#
Toolmaster of Brainerd
Bm        A             G        
He played guitar like a master but 
  E
faster
F#
Toolmaster of Brainerd
Continúa después del anuncio
G                    D
He came to town on a charter bus
G             Em          F#
Too young and sweet to be hustling 
us
Bm            A         G   
He played guitar like a natural 
       E
disaster
     F#                    Bm    A
Play on, Toolmaster of Brainerd
 G E F#



[Hook]
F#            Bm        A G E F#
Toolmaster of Brainerd


[Bridge]
N.C.
Lost feet calling at the milking 
stool

Up in Brainerd where the children go
 to milking school

He learned to play the Gibson that 
his dog had found
N.C.
And it came to haunt the bars of 
Minneapolis town
N.C.
Now spell casters, the jeweled and 
cruel pastors

In town came to shackle and chain 
the toolmaster (he will!)

A fool fast in the jaws of cash 
flashers
N.C.
Insane with blue magic and flames

Toolmaster returned!


[Verse 3]
Bm        A             G      
A letter came from the Buckeye 
E
creamery
          F#
It said, "Mr. Master of Brainerd..."

What?
Bm              A            G  
"We're going to start up the old
      E
 machinery
F#
Mr. Master of Brainerd"

Why?
G                                 
Then all this old girlfriends 
  D
lined up in the sky
    G           Em            F#
And told him to kiss the Twin towns 
goodbye
Bm         A              G     
He rumbled up north for a change
     E
 of scenery
F#                     Bm
Goodbye, Toolmaster of Brainerd


[Hook]
F#            Bm        A G E F#
Toolmaster of Brainerd