A Shandy Too Far

Intro:  C  A#  A  G


                C         A#
Gatesy:         Table for one,
                Am         G
                Preferably out of the sun,
                F                    C      G
                Somewhere where it's quiet.

                C            A#
                And a coffee too,
                Am             G
                Better make it black right through,
                F                  C        G
                I'm feeling fairly shite.

                Am                   G      C
                I don't think I have enough class,
                          E               F
                To handle drinking from a glass,
                       F#         G
                Get me water in a pla   stic cup.

                  C      A#         C
G & S:          I went a shandy too far,
                          E
                I woke up in the bed of,
                F       F#         G
                Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
                          C      A#         C
                I know, I went a shandy too far,
                         E               F
                I wonder where I left my car?
                  G          C     G
                A shandy too far.


Yon:            Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...

                C           A#
Yon:            Comfortable bed...

G & S:          (Comfortable bed...)
                Am              G
Yon:            Shame about the pain in my head.
                F                  C
                Where'd I leave my shoes?
                                    G
G & S:          (Well, they're just over there...)
                C                  A#
Yon:            Well, they're over there,
                                Am
G & S:          (Over there...)
                              G
Yon:            Underneath my underwear,
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                    F                  C        G
Tripod:         And where'd I get this bruise?

                Am             G             C
Scod:           I can hear her come down the hall,
                             E                F
                And bang her head against the wall,
                             F#
                And wish she didn't have...
                      G
Tripod:         ... appalling luck.

                    C      A#         C
                She went a shandy too far,
                          E
                I woke up in the bed of,
                F       F#         G
                Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
                         C      A#         C
                I know I went a shandy too far,
                         E               F
                I wonder where I left my car?
                  G          Am
                A shandy too far.

                E       Am           A#
Scod:           Take my advice, in a crisis,
                        F             F#
                Catch a taxi, catch a bus.
                               G
                But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself,
                                 C         A#
                'Cause there's a caveman inside,
                Am                       G             F
                Your brain's just coming along for the ride,
                      G         C       G
                You'd think I'd learn.

Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)

                C               A#
Scod:           I don't know it all,
                Am              G
                When it will be safe to call.
                   F                F#
                We used to be quite friendly,
                    G
                But this could be the end.

                           C
                Because we went...

Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.

Scod:           (Shandy, shandy too far...)

Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,
                                                Bring back G
Tripod:         Someone who I never thought I'd do.
                         C      A#         C
                I know I went a shandy too far,
                         E               F
                I wonder where I left my car?
                  G          C     G
                A shandy too far.


                (They all start shouting at once)

                C         A#        Am
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,  Whoaoh
                G         F
                Ooooo-wa, oooh,
                G          C
                Shandy too far.

                                    G
Scod:           Never happened to me personally, of course.

                C         A#        Am
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,

Gatesy:         Is Mum in the audience again?!
                G         F
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, oooh,
                G          C    G
                Shandy too far.

                C         A#        Am
                Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
                G         F
                Ooooo-wa, oooh,


                G          C            G
Yon:            Shandy too far...
Scod:                       Shandy too far...
Gatesy:                                 Shandy too far.

                C         A#        Am
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,

Gatesy:         How much money?
                G         F
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, oooh,
                G
Yon:            Shandy too...
Scod:                     Shandy too...
Gatesy:                             Shandy too...
                    C              C
Tripod:         ... far_ooooooooh