Apparently

B                            E
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E                             B
Apparently, they have the technology
B                 E     E7
To fix, the ozone hole
                A
All you have to do,
   E                              A
Is shut down every factory in the world
    E    B                  E           B
And that,  is too much of a sacrifice
                           E
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum

E                             B
Apparently, they have the technology
B                               E       E7
To make, a man or woman able to fly
                A
All you have to do,
             E                                         A
Is have your arms cut off and surgically replaced with wings
    E    B                  E           B
And that,  is too much of a sacrifice
                           E
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum
E                             B
Apparently, they have the technology
B                           E
To track, any stolen mobile pho_______ne
                A
All you have to do,
                E                                         A
Is to get the police to go out and arrest everyone with a stolen mobile phone
    E    B                  E (let ring)  B (let ring)
And that,  is too much of a sacrifice
 E (let ing)                  B (let ring)
Apparently, they had the technology
   B (let ring)        ELet ring)   E7 (let ring)
To fix, the millenium bug
               A (LR)   E (let ring)                  A (let ring)
All you had to do, was sit on your arse and do fuck all
    E    B                   E          B E
But that,  was too much of a sacrifice