Gonna Win The Rock Eisteddfod

E E  A                D
Tripod:  Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,
         G
         Lai lai-lai lai,
                     A
         Lai lai-lai lai!
        A                D
         Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,
         G
         Lai lai-lai lai,
                     A
         Lai lai-lai lai!

        D          Bm
Scod:    There's a girl,
         C                 A
         We see each other every day,
        D            Bm
         But I'm too shy,
             C            A               Bm
         And I can't even bring myself to say,


                               Em
Gatesy:  \"Hello, how are you today?
                                C
         Lovely weather, by the way,
                                            A
         If I was with you, I'd be happy to pay!\"

Gatesy:  ... Oh for dinner, you know..oh shit!


        D         Bm
Scod:    She's so cute,
         C                  A
         She's got a little button head.
        D                Bm
         And I try to be cool,
             C             A              Bm
         But I just cannot seem to follow through.


                                 Em
Gatesy:  I just can't find a way to,
                                   C
         Let her know that I'll be true,
                               A       A
         So I know what I must do...

        A                  D
Tripod:  I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
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        E                     A
         That's how I'm gonna win her hand.
        A                  D
         I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
             G                           A
         And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man.

        A                  D
         When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod,
         E                  A
         She won't leave me on the shelf.
        A                  D
         I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
         E                          A
         Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself,
       F#     E      A
         With no-one else,
       F#         E    A
         On stage by myself.

        D               Bm
Scod:    My dramatic concept,
                   C                A
         Will be a post-apocalyptic nightmare.
        D                  Bm
         Made of cardboard boxes,
             C                A
         And foil taped to my stack hat.

                     Bm
Tripod:  She'll be impressed!
                                    Em
Tripod:  And my costume will be the best,
                                         C
         When the curtain rises, I'll be dressed,
                                         A
         In fluoro bike shorts and a fur vest.

        A                  D
         I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
        E                     A
         That's how I'm gonna win her hand.
        A                  D
         I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
        G
         And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man.

        A                  D
         When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod,
         E                  A
         She won't leave me on the shelf.
        A                  D
         I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
         E                          G
         Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself.

        C           G     C          G
Y & S:   And as for music, I'll only choose it,
        F#             Bm        F#          Bm
         If it's got a serious environmental message.

              C                              G
Gatesy:  I'll start with \"Hungry... like the wolf\",
             D                      A
Tripod:  And then, \"It's Raining... Men\".

        D          Bm
Scod:    I hope it works,
           C                 A
         I hope she falls in love with me.
        D          Bm
         My backup plan,
               C                  A          Bm
         Is to leave these rookie amateurs behind.
                                  Em
         And I'll really blow her mind,
                                       C
Tripod:  And I'll build my Jazz Ballet rep,
                                  A
         I'll go the logical next step...

        A                  D
         I'm gonna win the Eurovision,
        E              A
         Be a star and make her see.
        A             D
         Singing in a foreign language,
        G
Yon:     (Operatic) Maybe then she'll understand me.

        A                  D
Tripod:  When I've won the Eurovision,
         E                  A
         She won't leave me on the shelf.
        A                  D
         I'm gonna win the Eurovision,
        E (stop)                       A
         Then I finally won't be by myself.
        F#         E    A
         Row boats by myself,
        F#        E    A
         See-saws by myself,
                    F#         E    A           AAAAA
          Eating two ice-creams by myself...