New Bond Theme

                Cm         D#m
Yon:            Die almost never,
                F         A#
                Nearly forever.
                   Ab     
                Forever is 
 A#                   Cm      D#5
yesterday's tomorrow today.


                D#5      (stop)     
         Ab    G
Scod:           Is there anything 
that I can do?
                I got to go and see 
Cm
Q.
                     F             
                On a deadly mission
                  Ab
 since the day we met,
                    A#        D#5
                The threat is you.

                Ab
                You took my love for
 granted,
                    A#             
                Now there's a bomb 
                D#5    Cm
implanted in my heart.

                           Ab      
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
 A#

                           Cm
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... 
 Whoh oh oh oh
                Cm         D#m
                Die almost never,
                F         A#
                Nearly forever.
                   Ab     
                Forever is 
 A#                   Cm     D#5
yesterday's tomorrow today.


Play (Ab G C5 G) over and over 
whilst talking bits:


Gatesy:  (M) James, you're an 
outdated dinosaur of a sexist era.
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Yon:  (Bond) Yes, but the hair on my
 chest is alarmingly enticing.
Gatesy:  (Moneypenny) Oh, James!
Yon:  (Bond) Miss Moneypenny. You're
 as attractive as you are... fourty.
Gatesy:  (M) 007, listen carefully. 
Blah blah blah blah bomb, blah 
nuclear warhead,
Yon:  (Bond) Yes...
Gatesy:  (M) Blah blah blah bikinis,
 blah blah blah jet pack.
Yon:  (Bond) Right, so kill all the 
baddies then.

Gatesy:  (M) One more thing 007, Q 
has developed a new voice 
transmogrifier that
             will disguise your 
voice to sound exactly like Elvis 
Costello.
Yon:  (Bond) Why Elvis Costello?
Gatesy:  (M) 'Cause Scod really, 
really, really wanted to.

Yon:  (Bond) So, who's my target?
Gatesy:  (M) Let me use the 
transmogrifier and tell you. This is
 my voice now...

Scod:  (Elvis Costello) A 
D#5                   Ab     G
disgruntled ex-president,
                Is becoming 
    Cm
incensed.
        `                 F     
                About the focus 
                    Ab
shifting off of his cock,
                     A#     D#5
                Onto world events.

                Ab
Tripod:         He's causing all 
this trouble,
                        A#         
                From an underwater 
              D#5    Cm
bubble in the sea.

                Cm         Ab     
                
   A#
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
                A#         Cm     
                
      D#5
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...

(spoken part)(Ab G C5 G)
Gatesy:  (Clinton) It's time to 
release the ultimate weapon,
   I will release Faith Hill's next 
eighty albums into the water supply.
   Before you know it, the world 
will be wearing gold lame 
mini-dresses,
   And look like some shaved rats in
 stilettos.

   Once the world has become 
skankadelic,
   No-one will care about foreign 
countries any more.
   They'll all be looking at my jiz 
again,
   I miss that.

Yon:  (Bond) You're going to have to
 find someone else to look at your 
jiz again.
Gatesy:  (Clinton) I thought you 
were Elvis Costello!
Yon:  (Bond) I suddenly remembered 
my charlemagne
Gatesy:  (Clinton) What?
Yon:  (Bond) When you have a cigar 
up an intern, that represented all 
the skankiest
        moments in human history. 
Question: Would you ever smoke that 
cigar?
Gatesy:  (Clinton) No.
Yon:  (Bond) Well, now I'm going to 
smoke you...

   (Sounds of a gunfight)

Scod:  Two, three, four!


                Cm         D#5
Tripod:         Die almost never,
                F         A#
                Nearly forever.
                   Ab     
                Forever is 
 A#                     Cm    D#5
yesterday's tomorrow today.

                           Ab      
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
 A#

                A#         Cm
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
                Cm         Ab     
                
  A#
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
                
A#         Cm
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh_________