Science Facts Are Useful

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Gatesy: Well, it doesn't take a 
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genius to realise,
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        Being good at school can be 
cool.
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        Put on your lab coats, 
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boffins rule!
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Yon:    (Stammering) Umm... umm... 
I'd actually rather you didn't use 
the word
        \"boffin\", 'cause if 
anything it means \"having sex\".
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G & S:  There's nothing wrong with 
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putting on your thinking cap,
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        Though your social skills 
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may be crap.
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        You can impress with these
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 cool facts:

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Yon:    That Playstation you're
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 playing at - science made that!
Scod:   That Ghettodeck you're 
rapping off the beats to - science 
made that too!
Gatesy: Without science, we wouldn't
 have cheap bathtub biker speed!

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Tripod: Oh, science facts are 
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useful,
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        That's why they teach 'em 
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to ya.
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        Your teachers wouldn't screw
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        Don't be a fool,
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        The science school is cool.

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        Well, you may not see a 
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scientist do Rock and Roll,
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        But they understand the 
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mineral properties of rock.
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        As well as the physics of 
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roll.

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Scod:   Oh, Mr. Scientist, I 
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burnt my hand bone on a boiling 
water!
Yon:    How do you know it was 
boiling? Was it bubbling?
Scod:   Uhh... no.
Yon:    Then it wasn't really 
boiling.
Scod:   I feel better already.
Tripod: GO SCIENCE!

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Gatesy: Help, help! I lost my 
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ball bearing down the drain!
Yon:    Then get a magnet, man.
Gatesy: But it's a really deep 
drain.
Yon:    Then you'll need a really 
long magnet.
Tripod: GO SCIENCE!

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Tripod: Oh, science facts are 
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useful,
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        That's why they teach 'em 
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to ya.
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        Your teachers wouldn't screw
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        Don't be a fool,
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        The science school is cool.


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Scod:   Oh help, Mr. Scientist,
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 I need you again!
        How does a hot air balloon 
rise?
Yon:    Because it's a HOT AIR 
balloon.
Scod:   Ohh.

Gatesy: How do I deal with girls and
 not feel awkward?

        (Pause)

Yon:    Did you know that the atomic
 structure of butter is not 
dissimilar to-
Gatesy: But... but... but... I was 
asking about gir-
Yon:    Margarine, on the other 
hand...

Scod:   Break it down!
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Tripod: Oh, science facts are 
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useful...
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        Oh, science facts are 
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useful...

Gatesy: Okay, everybody, rock and 
roll moment! Hold your lighters in 
the air!

Y & S:  (Clapping, no guitar) Oh, 
science facts are useful...

        Oh, science facts are 
useful...

Gatesy: But be careful because 
butane, even when contained in very 
small amounts,
        is an extremely volatile 
gas.
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Y & S:  Oh, science facts are 
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useful...
Gatesy: Thanks to Issac Newton we 
can crowd-surf!
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Y & S:  That's why they teach 
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'em to ya.
Gatesy: Bikini tops are a great 
invention!
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Y & S:  Your teachers wouldn't screw
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Tripod: Don't be a fool,
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        The science school is 
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