When You're A Transformer

Bm
Y & S:  (Both start singing at the 
same time with different words)

Scod:   Don't I start this?
Yon:    No!
Scod:   No, you do! Oh yeah, sorry. 
My fault.
Yon:    You can join in if you 
want... but don't fuck it up.

        Bm                       
Yon:    They say that if you try, 
                     D
you'll achieve your dreams,
        But who will pay the price 
     Em
in between?
                       F#
Tripod: Glu-glung, glu-glung, 
glu-glung, glu-glung,
                        Bm
        Glu-glung glung glung!

Gatesy: That's pretty good.

        Bm                         
Gatesy: You'd hope that being 
       D
family was enough,
        But circumstances can be 
Em
tough.
                       F#
Tripod: Glu-glung, glu-glung, 
glu-glung, glu-glung,

        Glu-glung glung!
                    G
Scod:   You have to choose,
                            A(let 
ring)
        And one of you must lose...

        Bm             
        On the world of 
       D
Transformers,
                             Em
        The man Transformers are in 
charge.
                  F#
Tripod: You never hear about,
                         Bm
        The lady Transformers.
        Bm                         
Yon:    But they do exist, and they
       D
 often come...
        ... in pairs, not 
      Em
\"come\"...
Yon:    I don't mean...!
Gatesy: They exist!
        F#
Y & G:  Exist, exist, exist, exist!

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                     G
Tripod: The sisters' names,
                              A(let 
ring)
        Are Weapontron and... Kate?
                         G
        And through this game,
        Their love has turned to... 
A
hate?

                           D
        When you're a Transformer,
        You will see that some 
         A
things never change.
                   G
        They might re-arrange,
               A
        Into a car, a truck, a 
plane.
                      D
        But if you're Weapontron and
 Kate,
                      A
        You might not have so much 
luck,
                      G
        You might not turn into a 
truck.
        F#                         
        How does a Transformer get 
 Bm
ahead,
                 A              
        When the thing they turn 
                D
into is fairy bread?

        Bm                         
Yon:    Weapontron and Kate had to 
       D
find a skill,
        Because they couldn't fight 
  Em
or kill.
                  F#
Tripod: And their transformations,
                             Bm
        Weren't that much to see.

        Bm                       
Scod:   But they had photographic 
     D
memory,
                           Em
        And lots of mental energy.
                    F#
Tripod: And so they entered,
                               G
        A Transformer spelling bee,
Scod:   Which caused sibling 
     A
rivalry.

        (Scod plays Em Bm throughout
 the spelling bee)

Gatesy: So, young sisters! It is 
down to you two. You have beaten all
 the
        other pissweak Transformers,
 including the formidable one that 
turned
        into a doughnut - 
Doughnutron.
        Weapontron, spell \"Xerox\"!

Yon:    Xerox. Triple-Z...
Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)
Yon:    No, no, no, no, no! X... 
Z...
Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)

        Okay, you are out of the 
game. If Kate wins, there certainly 
will be
        Something for Kate.

        (To audience) I wrote that 
one!
Scod:   He insisted that joke go in.
Yon:    There was no time to stop 
him!
Gatesy: They don't give these jobs 
to monkeys.

        Kate! Spell 
\"haemorrhoids\"!
Yon:    Haemorrhoids. H... M...
Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)
        Wrong! But in order for this
 song to make sense... Kate, you 
win!

                            D
Tripod: When you're a Transformer,
        You will see that some 
         A
things never change.
                   G
        They might re-arrange,
               A
        Into a car, a truck, a 
plane.
                      D
        But if you're Weapontron and
 Kate,
                      A
        You might not have so much 
luck,
                      G
        You might not turn into a 
truck.
        F#                         
        How does a Transformer get 
 Bm
ahead,
                 A              
        When the thing they turn 
                D
into is fairy bread?