Ive Already Got Your Money

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[Verse 1]
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This show could get quite offensive
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This show could get kinda rude
       F#m                          Bm
You'll think to yourself I could be anywhere else
       Em7*               A7
At the movies or eating a food
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Audiences get quite defensive
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When the jokes become kinda crude
       F#m
You'll turn to your friends, you'll say
Bm
"When does this end?
Em
I hate it
N.C.
Who is she?"
   A7
And "Boo."


[Pre-Chorus]
    Bm                 E
But capitalism is just tapping to the rhythm
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Of the sound of your pocket full of change

[Chorus 1]
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I've already got your money
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I've already got your money
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Even all the bees know the price of honey
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And I'm just the comb
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And if you don't like it you can go home


[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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These days everyones so sensitive
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I'm never sure just what to say
   F#m
No jokes about blacks
      Bm
In my one woman act
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About the Mormon, the Jewish or gay
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How many fucks am I meant to give
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When you're already here anyway
     F#m                            Bm
I'll say what I want to these motherfuckers in the front
              Em7*                 G*
But what's it matter? He's already paid


[Pre-Chorus]
    Bm                 E
And capitalism is just tapping to the rhythm
       D             Cadd9          G
Of the sound of your pocket full of change


[Chorus 2]
     D       Cadd9    G
I've already got your money
     D       Cadd9    G
I've already got your money


[Bridge]
F#m                 Bm
My job here's to be funny
    Em7*
And occassionally say "Oh Honey"
       G*
And if that's not enough for you


[Chorus 3]
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I've already got your money
     D       Cadd9    G
I've already got your money
     D       Cadd9        G      G*
I've already got RuPaul's money
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And if you don't like it you can go home