G
213 girls talk too much and 
                              Bb C G
212 boys not enough
G
And 312s are very bold, man, 
                              Bb C G
206 gets way too cold
G
Doing shots I'm all alone, I 
                              Bb C G
slur my words after the tone

[Chorus]
      G           D
And I drink and I call
      F           C
And I drink and I call
      G           D
And I drink and I call
      F           C
And I drink and I call
      G           D
And I drink and I call
      F              D
And I drink and I ca-all...
G       D        F    C
I can't stand to be a-lone
G       D        F    C
I can't stand to be a-lone
G       D        F      D
I can't stand to be alo-one
N.C.
Save me on the telephone.

[Verse 2]
    G
Now 419s they hate the phone
                              Bb C G
Man 208s are never home
    G
And all my lovers they have voice mail
                                      Bb C G
They call me back, they give me hell!

[Chorus]
      G           D
And I drink and I call
      F           C
And I drink and I call
      G           D
And I drink and I call
      F           C
And I drink and I call
      G           D
And I drink and I call
      F              D
And I drink and I ca-all...
G       D        F    C
I can't stand to be a-lone
G       D        F    C
I can't stand to be a-lone
G       D        F      D
I can't stand to be alo-one
N.C.
Save me on the telephone.

[Instrumental]
G Bb C D
G Bb C D
F D F D
Bb D Bb C

[Verse 3]
     G N.C.
I've dialed the numbers, dialed them all
                               Bb C G
But nothing beats a local call
G     Bb    C
6-1-7 boys, mmmm!
G     Bb     C
6-1-7 girls, mmmm!
G     Bb    C
6-1-7 boys, mmmm!
G     Bb     C  G
6-1-7 girls, mm-mm!