Alcoholic

Em            G           Am
Ever since college I been... an alcoholic
Em               G                  Am
With all that knowledge, I'm still prone to hit the bottle lately
Em                G        Am
Here's how that music sound, life under a 40 oz
Em        G              Am
Pass me another swig, I wish I never started drinkin'

Em Am

[Verse]
          Em
Beer and wine, two at a time
                            Am
You taste so fine, got me blowed, blowed, blowed
         Em
Gin and rum, we're having fun, just being bums
        Am
Getting low, low, low...

[Chorus]
Em            G           Am
Ever since college I been... an alcoholic
Em               G                  Am
With all that knowledge, I'm still prone to hit the bottle lately
Em                G        Am
Here's how that music sound, life under a 40 oz
Em        G              Am                          Em Am
Pass me another swig, I wish I never started drinkin'

[Verse]
         Em
Whiskey shots and on the rocks
                  Am
Cuz we like that shit cold, cold cold...
           Em
Christmas ale, that time of year,
                    Am             C D
We're happy growing old, old, old...

[Break]
Em G Am

Em              G                           Am
I'm stuck in a love / hate relationship with
Am
Bud Light and straight shots of Jameson
Em                 G                         Am
Make it a double ain't no point in chasin' it
Am
A God damn professional, I'm addicted to the taste of it
Em               G                 Am
Ibuprofen in the AM is the routine
Am
Pot of coffee, greasy breakfast is the morphine
Em             G                Am
For the cyclone, inside my head
Am
I suck it down, watch it drown and go back to bed
Em            G                         Am
Alarm rings, time to hit the happy hour
Am
First shot makes me feel like I got super powers
Em                 G
One drop and the binge has begun
              Am
And it ain't gonna be done until I'm speaking in tongues
          Em
I use to drink through the pain
             G
Now I just drink to maintain
       Am
Every drink that I drink makes think I'm insane
          Em                     G
Bring me back to the point that this is misleading
       Am
I'm a God damn drunk, alcoholics go to meetings

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[Chorus]
Em            G           Am
Ever since college I been... an alcoholic
Em               G                  Am
With all that knowledge, I'm still prone to hit the bottle lately
Em                G        Am
Here's how that music sound, life under a 40 oz
Em        G              Am
Pass me another swig, I wish I never started drinkin'!