Future Boy

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So future boy where are you from, 
  Dmaj7
My time machine crashed over yonder.
D7                              G
Syphillis is a bitch but contracting
 hiv is much worse.
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Why are you pushing info into me,
                 D7                
 I have no need for it, I'm from 
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the stars.

   D                             
I thought you'd like to know your 
         Dmaj7
scoop, I'm taking babies back with 
me,yeah.
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I'm taking them back home so they 
can see there's a much better place.
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I've got a sister with an open 
              D7                   
mind and my friends are all junkies
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 but there still my friends,

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As long as they don't use monkeys,
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 We enjoy the heat of stolen days 
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in the summer of 93.

               D                 
Well the future boy said I've got 
                 Dmaj7
friends but you know sometimes
                      D7           
It all depends on how tall they are
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 against yourself.
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I am the future boy, I am the 
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future boy, I am the future boy, I 
am the future boy (x2)

   D                      Dmaj7   
My friends have all gone and left 
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me so I decided To come hear and 
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see myself as a baby,

   D                      Dmaj7
But it looks like I'm stuck hear 
                  D7               
this time, oh shit, I'm gonna miss 
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my friends.

   D                             
No your still the future boy, yes 
     Dmaj7
I'm still the future boy
 D7                              
We'll build you a time machine to 
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get back home.

   D                      Dmaj7   
Still the future boy, well I'm 
               D7               
still the future boy,  still the 
          G
future boy, well
im still the future boy (x2)