Ms. Fix It
Two Ton Boa
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Tiny, dirty
Catnip for a girlie
Walking with me
And wanting to kiss me
A skinny, pearly
Straight-talking girlie
Cold as ice cream
With a heart that melts for just one thing
Shininig like candy
My electric dandy
I'm pushing the handshake
She's planning an earthquake
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Ms. Fix It
I want to love you all of the time
Ms Fix It is handy
Got a trick dick to fan me
Five cards up twin sleeves
Whenever I fancy
Tiny, stony
Black-inked and bony
Laughing through me
The dirty joke that cut me free
Ms. Fix It
She's gonna love me all of my life
I hope she'll never leave my side