C Am F G


[Verse 1]
                          C
She told me she don't love me, don't love me anymore
                 Am
Told me that the sparks gone, she told me that she's bored
                     F
But tell me what the hell girl,  am i supposed to do
                     G
When you don't give a damn girl, i'm stuck here lovin' you
                      C
You know i tried my bestest, you know i've worked so hard
                        Am
But you just want Chris Hemsworth, to hold you in his arms
                        F
Well you can tell Chris Hemsworth to give and fuck himself
                     G
Yeah, tell that sexy asshat that he can go to hell

[Chorus] x2
                     C
My girl don't wanna' fuck me, but i think that's okay
                   Am
Cause' i got hella friends girl, so we'll just go be gay
                    F
Yeah i got boys who love me, boys who love me right
                      G
And they gon' make me feel good every single night


[Verse 2]
                   C
She wants me to do pushups, until my face is blue
                 Am
Thor you fucking asshole, she wants me to look like you
                   F
But don't you understand bitch, i'm only five foot tall
               G
Standing on my tip-toes, i only come up to his balls
                  C
I'm not a damn Avenger, i'm only worth ten grand
                     Am
And i don't walk around with a fucking hammer in my hand
                 F
Seems the more i try girl, the more you love me less
                  G
So i just call my boyfriends, and we'll just go have sex


[Chorus] x2
                     C
My girl don't wanna' fuck me, but i think that's okay
                   Am
Cause' i got hella friends girl, so we'll just go be gay
                    F
Yeah i got boys who love me, boys who love me right
                      G
And they gon' make me feel good every single night


[Bridge]
                     C
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
                     Am
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
                     F
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
                     G
My wife don't wanna' fuck me

    C                                    Am
I'm walking around in boner town, and my wife don't give a damn
        F                                                 G
And i'm trying real hard everyday to look more like Chris Hemsworth
    C
But he's tall and blonde, and i'm short and brunette
            Am
And i don't make a billion dollars an hour
  F                                               G
I hate you Chris Hemsworth, you fucking ruined my marriage

               C                         Am
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, fuck you Chris Hemsworth
               F                           G
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, i hate you Chris Hemsworth
               C                         Am
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, fuck you Chris Hemsworth
               F                           G
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, i hate you Chris Hemsworth

                     C
My girl don't wanna' fuck me