Chris Hemsworth

C Am F G


[Verse 1]
                          C
She told me she don't love me, don't
 love me anymore
                 Am
Told me that the sparks gone, she 
told me that she's bored
                     F
But tell me what the hell girl,  am 
i supposed to do
                     G
When you don't give a damn girl, i'm
 stuck here lovin' you
                      C
You know i tried my bestest, you 
know i've worked so hard
                        Am
But you just want Chris Hemsworth, 
to hold you in his arms
                        F
Well you can tell Chris Hemsworth to
 give and fuck himself
                     G
Yeah, tell that sexy asshat that he 
can go to hell

[Chorus] x2
                     C
My girl don't wanna' fuck me, but i 
think that's okay
                   Am
Cause' i got hella friends girl, so 
we'll just go be gay
                    F
Yeah i got boys who love me, boys 
who love me right
                      G
And they gon' make me feel good 
every single night


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[Verse 2]
                   C
She wants me to do pushups, until my
 face is blue
                 Am
Thor you fucking asshole, she wants 
me to look like you
                   F
But don't you understand bitch, i'm 
only five foot tall
               G
Standing on my tip-toes, i only come
 up to his balls
                  C
I'm not a damn Avenger, i'm only 
worth ten grand
                     Am
And i don't walk around with a 
fucking hammer in my hand
                 F
Seems the more i try girl, the more 
you love me less
                  G
So i just call my boyfriends, and 
we'll just go have sex


[Chorus] x2
                     C
My girl don't wanna' fuck me, but i 
think that's okay
                   Am
Cause' i got hella friends girl, so 
we'll just go be gay
                    F
Yeah i got boys who love me, boys 
who love me right
                      G
And they gon' make me feel good 
every single night


[Bridge]
                     C
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck 
me, fuck me, fuck me
                     Am
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck 
me, fuck me, fuck me
                     F
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck 
me, fuck me, fuck me
                     G
My wife don't wanna' fuck me

    C                            
I'm walking around in boner town, 
        Am
and my wife don't give a damn
        F                          
And i'm trying real hard everyday 
                       G
to look more like Chris Hemsworth
    C
But he's tall and blonde, and i'm 
short and brunette
            Am
And i don't make a billion dollars 
an hour
  F                            
I hate you Chris Hemsworth, you 
                   G
fucking ruined my marriage

               C                   
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, fuck you 
      Am
Chris Hemsworth
               F                   
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, i hate 
        G
you Chris Hemsworth
               C                   
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, fuck you 
      Am
Chris Hemsworth
               F                   
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, i hate 
        G
you Chris Hemsworth

                     C
My girl don't wanna' fuck me