Pregnant Virgin

Tyler Cassidy

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Tono:
G#m D#m I woke up this morning, excited,
C#m my wife told me great news,
C#m she told me she's pregnant, with
B D# our baby boy.
G#m I was screaming, and laughing, and
D#m C#m jumping, so happy, excited,
C#m F# I was crying with laughter, I was
B D# crying with joy.
G#m But, then I stepped back and said
D#m C#m "Honey we ain't had sex yet,
C#m so how are you pregnant?" I'm
B D# really confused.
G#m And then, she said God got her
D#m C#m pregnant without even banging,
C#m F# and our son will grow up, and
B D# he'll be the king of the Jews. (Oh) [Chorus]
G#m D#m If my wife's a virgin, then how in
C#m the hell is she pregnant?
C#m I just dont understand it. This
B D# just doesn't make sense.
G#m D#m If my wife's a virgin, then how in
C#m the hell is she pregnant?
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C#m F# How did we make a baby? (without
B D# even using my dick) [Verse 2]
G#m D#m And then, I said "Honey, I
C#m honestly just don't believe this.
C#m How can I just believe this? Are
B D# you out of your mind?"
G#m D#m And then, she said "Come take a
C#m look up inside my vagina."
C#m F# And when I looked inside it, well
B D# her hymen was fine! (Oh) [Verse 3]
G#m And now, there's men crossing the
D#m C#m desert on camel and horseback,
C#m and some guy named Shadrack, and
B D# they're bringing her gifts.
G#m D#m So now I'm just trying to figure
C#m out which ones the daddy,
C#m cause they all look so happy, and
F# B I'm the one sitting here pissed!
D# (Oh) [Chorus]
G#m D#m If my wife's a virgin, then how in
C#m the hell is she pregnant?
C#m I just dont understand it. This
B D# just doesn't make sense.
G#m D#m If my wife's a virgin, then how in
C#m the hell is she pregnant?
C#m F# How did we make a baby? (without
B D# even using my dick) [Otro]
B G#m You're my little baby boy. I don't know who your daddy is,
E but I'm still gonna take you as my
B own.
B I'll sing you lots of lullabies
G#m and hold you everytime you cry,
E B help your pretty mama build a home.
B G#m E B Oooooooooooooooooo, ain't that love!
B G#m E B Oooooooooooooooooo, ain't that love!
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