Pregnant Virgin

G#m                         D#m  
I woke up this morning, excited, 
                C#m
my wife told me great news,
                  C#m              
she told me she's pregnant, with 
       B        D#
our baby boy.
      G#m                          
I was screaming, and laughing, and 
D#m                C#m
jumping, so happy, excited,
                  C#m       F#    
I was crying with laughter, I was 
             B        D#
crying with joy.
     G#m                         
But, then I stepped back and said 
  D#m                C#m
"Honey we ain't had sex yet,
               C#m                 
so how are you pregnant?" I'm 
   B        D#
really confused.
     G#m                      
And then, she said God got her 
 D#m                   C#m
pregnant without even banging,
                 C#m          F#  
and our son will grow up, and 
                     B        D#
he'll be the king of the Jews. (Oh)

[Chorus]

  G#m                       D#m   
If my wife's a virgin, then how in
                C#m
 the hell is she pregnant?
       C#m                         
I just dont understand it. This 
               B        D#
just doesn't make sense.
  G#m                       D#m   
If my wife's a virgin, then how in
                C#m
 the hell is she pregnant?
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                  C#m        F#
How did we make a baby? (without 
                B        D#
even using my dick)

[Verse 2]

    G#m                    D#m    
And then, I said "Honey, I 
              C#m
honestly just don't believe this.
               C#m                 
How can I just believe this? Are 
              B        D#
you out of your mind?"
    G#m                      D#m  
And then, she said "Come take a 
                C#m
look up inside my vagina."
                  C#m        F#   
And when I looked inside it, well 
              B        D#
her hymen was fine! (Oh)

[Verse 3]

    G#m                           
And now, there's men crossing the 
D#m                 C#m
desert on camel and horseback,
                   C#m          
and some guy named Shadrack, and 
                      B        D#
they're bringing her gifts.
    G#m                   D#m     
So now I'm just trying to figure 
                  C#m
out which ones the daddy,
                       C#m       
cause they all look so happy, and 
         F#               B    
I'm the one sitting here pissed! 
    D#
(Oh)

[Chorus]

  G#m                       D#m   
If my wife's a virgin, then how in
                C#m
 the hell is she pregnant?
       C#m                         
I just dont understand it. This 
               B        D#
just doesn't make sense.
  G#m                       D#m   
If my wife's a virgin, then how in
                C#m
 the hell is she pregnant?
                  C#m        F#
How did we make a baby? (without 
                B        D#
even using my dick)

[Otro]

B                            G#m
You're my little baby boy. I don't 
know who your daddy is,
E                                  
but I'm still gonna take you as my 
B
own.
B                                 
I'll sing you lots of lullabies 
  G#m
and hold you everytime you cry,
E                             B
help your pretty mama build a home.
B     G#m        E  B
Oooooooooooooooooo, ain't that love!
B     G#m        E             B
Oooooooooooooooooo, ain't that love!