Skate Song

Grinding off the neighbor's cat
Baggy shorts and stupid hat
halfpipe hero I am not
Where's the brakes, I cannot stop

Scootering, scootering, scootering and free
Me and my skuda wrapped 'round a tree

The local park is really fun
Skating with my skating chums
Elevator off the wall
Fuck me, not another fall

Now I'm lying in this bed
Broken arm and busted leg
I wished I'd never had gone riding
I should have taken up hang gliding