Oxford Comma

G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford 
comma?
D/C                            
I've seen those English dramas 
G/B          C/E C
too, they're cruel
G
So if there's any other way
D/C                             
To spell the word it's fine with
G/B      C/E C
 me, with me

C                      D
Why would you speak to me that way
G                 Am
Especially when I always said that I
C               D
Haven't got the words for you
G                Am
All your diction dripping with 
disdain
C                   D            
Through the pain I always tell 
   G
the truth

G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford 
comma?
D/C                    G/B       
I climbed to Dharamsala too, I 
C/E    C
did
G
I met the highest lama
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D/C                      G/B     
His accent sounded fine, to me, 
C/E  C
to me

C                               D
Check your handbook, it's no trick
G                       Am
Take the chapstick, put it on your 
lips
C               D
Crack a smile   adjust my tie
G                                
Know your boyfriend, unlike other 
Am
guys

C                       D
Why would you lie about how much 
coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something 
dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at 
all?
G                 Am
First the window, then it's to the 
wall
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

Solo 4x: G  D/C  G/B  C/E  C

C                               D
Check your handbook, it's no trick
G                       Am
Take the chapstick, put it on your 
lips
C               D
Crack a smile   adjust my tie
G                                Am
Know your butler, unlike other guys

C                       D
Why would you lie about how much 
coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something 
dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at 
all?
G                 Am
First the window, then it's through 
the wall
C                  D
Why would you tape my conversations?
G                       Am
Show your paintings at the United 
Nations
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth